“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Mystery solved:

Had to read too far down for an Adobe reference.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Stopped making sense.

YYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That's not how you play Knifey Spooney.

You said Doritos. All the Doritos!

Couture’s FO% for the playoffs to-date over 20 games is only 43.3%, which is near the dead ass bottom of the top 100 faceoff takers this postseason. His regular season stat was a career-low 47.0%.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

I ran to the siren call of making fun of European Interpretive dance like

I mean... It’s possible

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

I legitimately think Lambeau Field looks awesome.

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

Pocket Doors!