Dear Literally Anyone Who Ever Makes A Batman Film In The Future,

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Seeing a large group of Penn State fans wearing t-shirts that say “Team Ream” is deeply unsettling.

They could easily just use a dummy warhead for the first attempt to see if they could actually hit the damn thing.

“Hey Jim. Please could you paint Bert and Ernie taking a trip to Vegas ala Fear and Loathing, with Ernie worried about stopping in bat country (ie The Count) and possibly with Elmo as their petrified hitchhiker? Sam Richards

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

I’m going back to the sloth story

first time I remember seeing a Studebaker car

anyone else have this playing in their head the whole time?

You got to know when to hold it.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Shuffling awkwardly with my graceful new wife to the Beatles’ “Someday”

I LOVE THIS. It’s like a driveable 1950’s American diner!!

I found her CDL Instructor.....

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