Well, several MLB teams are already throwing out AAA lineups to be humiliated whenever a real team comes to town, so this would be the logical next step in dumbing down the sport and continuing to put out an inferior product for premium prices. The whole beauty of baseball is that if the pitchers and batters are…

Garth Brooks showed up for spring training one year and managed to get one hit in 22 at bats. So, with enough at bats, chances are that a pitcher would make a mistake somewhere and you could get a single. Still, it’s probably a lower chance than the chance that someone would foul you in an NBA game so that you could…

As Buick aggressively reminds us every 10 minutes on TV, no one knows what a Buick looks like. So no one will notice when they’re gone. They could be gone now! How would we know?

Most of the owners are putting a AAA product on the field and demanding major league prices for it. They don’t sign free agents and instead parade out an endless rotation of no-names that the fans have zero attachment to. There are maybe three or four teams that are “all in” doing anything to win, and at least half…

Watched Many a True Nerd livestreaming a run on this raid. Multiple crashes but they battle through, kill the boss and then Jon’s power armor glitches out so he has no choice but to quit the game without getting any loot at all. Quality stuff.

Is he halfway through a series of surgeries to turn himself into Freddy Mercury?

I don’t get it, sir. We keep getting interference like from a couple trucks or something.

Some enterprising media type has to get a picture of his home-painted helmet. Someone has to have a picture of it somewhere.

So, I found out about the whole “miss your flight, get the whole thing cancelled, get no refund” thing from United after they CANCELLED my first flight with no explanation making it physically impossible for me to make my connection. They then put me on a flight the next day. I went to Delta and they got me close…

Manfred doesn’t hate baseball. He’s one of those thirsty types of executive who is desperate to make things “his” by making random, irrational changes. I’ve seen it so many times in corporate America where a new exec comes in any then things need to be re-orged and re-named for no reason.

I really appreciate that Richard Dreyfuss took the time to carefully weigh the ash tray so he’d be able to bring real precision to the story he apparently wasn’t going to tell for 28 years.

So, we’ve all just agreed that we’re going to ignore the fact that this woman in the top picture is being attacked by a vampire butterfly?

They should just go full barnstormers and tour the world. Vegas! Portland! Omaha! Charlotte! Mexico City! San Juan! London! Tokyo! Change the name to Stu Sternberg’s Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings.

Yes, but what about serving cold foods hot? Like pouring steaming hot milk over your Captain Crunch for a relaxing sleepy time treat?

This! I actually enjoyed the debut game and then... could never find another one. Nothing like forcing your audience to hunt for your product. “Oh hey, is there an AAF game today? Oh, it’s only available streaming on Bleacher Report? Yeah, no thanks.”

I wonder if Lucky Yates will be back. He’s got the weirdest resume between being a regular on “Good Eats” and “Archer.”

As a Pirates fan, I am SHOCKED! SHOCKED, I tell you, that other teams fake injuries. I thought the Pirates had the market cornered on the “discomfort” known as “notgoodatbaseballitis” that prevents players from playing in MLB games but allows them to start a minor league “rehab assignment” literally the next day.

Admittedly, I only watched the opening but my favorite part is that the animators think that birds can only fly six feet off the ground.

So, they think they can embarrass Gary Bettman into giving them tens of millions of dollars? A man who literally was up telling the Canadian gov’t yesterday that they can’t outlaw headshots because it wouldn’t be fair to tall people?

Hello, please give me a salty blue piss meal, please.