My parents had an MG when I was born. Afterwards, they upgraded to a Peugeot 504. This is, therefore, my recommendation.

Unfortunately, it’s going to happen. Heck, next year the Chinese are supposedly going to launch an “artificial moon” to end the scourge of darkness during the nighttime.

OK, that guy is clearly not the owner of this car. He’s an agent of “The Man” come to “lay a plastic hassle” on that upstanding entrepreneur. Ya dig?

Yes, but they’ve yet to address what the heck a “Table Shower” is. I’m picturing that the customer lies on a gurney which is then pushed through a miniature car wash for humans.

I realize this is pedantic, but those are 1979 throwbacks, not 1965. The mid-60's were the era of the vests with baseball sleeves look while the late 70's and early 80's were the day glo polyester era.

So, does this mean his Presidential campaign is back on?

Not saying they do that but they do have Peter King at a ranch in Montana.

The big failure of the weekend was Focus Features’ Captive State, which despite a late blitz of advertising couldn’t shake the impression of being a Battle: Los Angeles-type dud.

You’ll never go broke looking to stroke the egos of the kind of people who think they’re smarter than everyone else because they spent $10 on a box with 18 useless cards in it. Plus shipping, of course.

The list of crimes committed by Civil War 2 is very, very long. Absolutely terrible series.

Pfft. Whatever. The Pirates got Lonnie Chisenhall, so, clearly, they’re the team to beat.

I was quite disappointed when I realized it wasn’t the Khaleesi Times, the foremost journal of women kicking ass in tribal, desert settings.

Well, I watched the first week because it was on CBS. Since then, all the games have been on premium cable channels or paid streaming services. You want me to watch it, put it somewhere I can do so.

Well, I am curious to see why the good folks of Vault 76 decide to go and slaughter all the inhabitants of Vaults 94 and 96 on the day they open. I’m just picturing the deranged psychopaths of Vault 76 pacing like hungry tigers around all the vaults they can’t get into, just waiting to find some way to get at the…

Look, BBC America NEEDS that airtime for airing reruns of that iconic British show, Star Trek Voyager.

The great thing about being a Pirate fan is that there’s no limit to how much we can be humiliated and we just keep coming back for more.

I assume these are all people who enjoy having awkward conversations with strangers, especially police officers after Tammy next door calls 911 on them.

The owners have played the players and the fans like a banjo. They first set up the CBA to screw young players through changes to the draft and international signings. Then, once those players were nice and cheap, then they stopped signing older players. The next step will be the change the rules to bring the offense…

They’re raiders. They should load up the longboats and seize a stadium. What are you going to do about it? Nothing! No one wants to face a cornered Gruden.

I’m waiting for a company to bring out autonomous shoes.