Wow, I’ve been making a lazy man’s version of this for years by mixing up a box of cheap ol’ Jiffy and then layering that on my chili and baking. I use a dutch oven and more like a 2 to 1 or 3 to 1 chili to corn muffin ratio, though .

Ugh. No. I can barely tolerate people before noon, much less trying to be charming in any way.

I’d seen every Bond film since the 70's in the theatre but that streak stopped with Spectre. That Brother Blofeld “twist” was just too stupid to even consider sitting through.

Yes, but when am i getting a fighting game that features my favorite “Life Is Strange” characters?

You need to work blockchain into all of these and make them “coins” of some sort.

Whenever I think of Chipotle, I think of the day when the big national story about food poisoning was raging and I walk by an there is literally a line of people going out the door to stand in the frozen cold waiting for their Chipotle. And there’s a Moe’s directly across the street with no line at all! And this is on…

Yes, but they will make you remove all your snacks because terrorists are now planning to take out aircraft with dried fruit and they leave it up to the screener’s whim whether or not they’re actually doing this on any particular day so everyone finds out at the last possible second for maximum delay and chaos. And…

I think we’ve got a “Weekend at Bernies” situation going on with that guy in the back. They’re looking for a good place to bury him.

There’s an old-fashioned, car-hop, eat-in-the-car A&W up in Cortland, NY that’s a lot of fun.

I think I’ll wait for their Fur Arry sports car or maybe the Gee Emcee pickup.

You named your car Brad. You loved Brad!

Looks like Johnny needs a Snickers.

I will terrify my foes with the swingin’ sounds of Louie Prima.

Steam has levels? I wonder what level I am? I’m level... 5! Woo!

If you’re wondering about pronunciation, seek out the audio version read by Louis Jourdain. 

Pork, the Other... Red? Meat. Apparently.

Next time they play the Braves, they should take batting practice in Borat swimsuits.

Quoting from the Hemmings story about the end of his quest...

Well done. Give yourself a hand!

Expanding the strike zone means more strikeouts.