All three of your proposed changes reward batters for swinging for the fences on every pitch, which is exactly what’s making the game so boring. You are going to make it worse, not better.

The most important stipulation, however, is that an athlete will not be paid if they fail to graduate

Say what you want about the car, but putting a website address on an album cover in 1976 is amazingly forward thinking.

OK, we are delaying your flight and we’re also going to remove all the chairs and make you lie on the floor because we think it’s funny.

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Would it F’ing kill them to move it from the Sundays at midnight time slot? Oh no! We might have to have only 48 reruns of Family Guy this week instead of 49.

Pffft. I’m pretty sure America’s greatest soccer rival is Trinidad and Tobago.

I’m not going to begin to try to excuse what David did but doesn’t it strike you as the least bit odd that Syd tried to murder him and no one seems to care about that at all? The Shadow King won. He manipulated Syd to try to kill David, causing him to have a psychotic break, then manipulated everyone to set up his…

40. The SUV the curtain is attached to.

This is very true. Having an adversarial relationship between the GM and the players is one of the easiest ways to ruin the gaming experience. After all, everyone is there to have fun.

Comprised of over 100 vessels from every noteworthy manufacturer of note, you say? How notable!

PA just got rid of registration stickers entirely after a study concluded that people were just as likely to register their cars whether they had to show the sticker or not. And the cops have license plate readers that can check the registration status automatically thus making the stickers utterly pointless.

It’s not that bad of an idea for the Power Six conferences, either

Tesla “won’t stop until Model 3 has better braking...”

The Phantom wasn’t a great movie but it was certainly a fun movie. Like the review says, everyone involved seems to have had a blast making it.

Please enjoy this still from the upcoming “Abe Lincoln: Nerf Herder.”

This is exactly what I came to the comments for. Have a star, you magnificent bastard!

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Nope, wasn’t that one. We don’t maintain the buses terribly well around here, either.<g>

I’ve been on a bus that spontaneously caught fire. Not in Rome, right here in Pittsburgh. Just sitting in there at the end of a long day when we noticed smoke starting to come from between the seats at the back. The driver pulled over and evacced everyone and no one was hurt but it sure put some drama in the commute.