Yes, it might be better phrased: Inevitably, I drag the conversation to how much international boning I’ve been doing so everyone can know I am a wild and crazy guy who bangs many foxes in many countries. And also humans sometimes.

According to the CPI calculator at the Bureau of Labor Statistics, $12 in April, 1961 equals about $100 in today’s money. So, yes, you’ll pay more than that if you’re just walking in without a reservation, certainly, but it’s not like it was super-cheap back in the day.

should I know what haricoverts are?

I saw in the theatre and enjoyed the heck out of it. I grew up on the ‘toon and the movie fit the original so well and it’s just visually amazing. No, it was never going to win a Palme d’Or, but there’s a place in this world for movies that are just crazy, stupid fun.

I used to work with a guy who would literally shout “ACHOO!” like a cartoon character. It was hilarious.

Oh, goodie, more unavoidable bloatware that I will never, ever use.

Same. Every house I’ve ever lived in the position of the utility tub and the dryer outlets made it physically impossible to have it any other way.

Yeah, just ran into this in Atlanta. And, as usual, there were no signs or anything to announce this new twist until you were being yelled at and people were desperately trying to dig through their bags.

If next offseason, with some really top-notch free agents scheduled to hit the market, pans out like this one, we might not have to wait for 2021 for the players to go on strike.

WAtoday reports that Kym Illman is a known businessperson

OK, we’re going to design a new Bronco based on the classic, iconic design.

Since the Colts will probably continue to feature an offensive line made of tissue paper and revolving doors, even if he gets back on the field, he will be reduced to a fine paste within two or three games.

Yes, but none of this addresses how he was able to change his shirt and tie between the second and third picture.

As soon as I saw the headline, I thought, “This is a man who doesn’t know The Agony of Defeat.”

Yes, but none of this addresses why she’s sitting with Fabio.

My favorite moment was during the Korean folk song when the announcer kept droning on and on and literally said “Just listen to the emotion in his voice.” We CANT listen to it because you keep talking, you Herbert!

Most popular by what measure...? Genuinely curious.

Carob is tasty if you let it be itself. When we were kids we’d sometimes get Tiger’s Milk carob-coated bars and they were quite tasty. Probably the fact that it was just a rare, random snack that we stupid kids picked out ourselves instead of something “healthy” being foisted on us by adults helped.

Whew! From the picture, I thought the plan was to eat caged toddlers for a moment there.

This whole thing reads like a weirdo mashup of a Lifetime Movie of the Week and Top Gear where a young woman drives fabulous cars in exotic locales to work out her relationship problems.