Well, personally, I’ve really enjoyed tuning in every Friday to catch the new episodes. Yes, Celebrity Brain Crash and the American both need to go. Jeremy talking over the driving test is just so much more entertaining than having to go to the American for the same inevitable comment he always makes. The character…

Really? You’re telling me that people don’t sit there in a state of cat-like readiness to spring into action? Their attention wanders while they’re sitting there with absolutely nothing to do? Wow, who could have possibly forseen that?

Well, I did but I’m all about Checker utes now.

The most interesting aspect of the Chargers’ planned move is what the Raiders will do now, since it appears that Los Angeles will not be an option for them any longer.

I’ll always wonder what Roger Penske’s version of Saturn would have looked like. It sounded like a terrible idea, but, hey, maybe he could have made it work.

Do the owners of Saab fighter jets count as Saab owners? Because those folks are fairly dangerous.

Also, car tires will steadily leave a layer of rubber and other grime that will rapidly cover the surface in opaque stripes.

Meanwhile, the car will have a giant screen with a touch-navigated infotainment system on it. 

Remember that when the Browns or some other sucker team forks out a boatload of draft picks to get Janeane Garofalo away from the Pats.

An elevator is a vehicle, a hot dog is a sandwich and that dress is blue and black. >drops mike<

So, I had this new version for one day and now today I’m back to leaves of grass.

I’m a Steelers fan so I’ve got no love for the Ravens, but this was just smart football. Is it in the spirit of gentlemanly fair play? Maybe not but it’s completely legal. You’d have a darn hard time outlawing it, too. You’d have to come up with a new penalty that involves extending the game and loss of down and would…

To paraphrase James T. Kirk, Why does Satan need a Toyota?

Skinner was fun enough for the first outing but he’s got exactly one joke and it’s already been beaten to a bloody pulp. By the end of his outing, I had a very clear understanding of the brilliance of never having the Stig talk.

They should have the cars sound like Fiat’s “Beast of Turin.” That’ll let people know you’re coming.

But on the plus side, Bryce Petty was great in “Tank Girl.”

Yeah, that week or two when the “Conference Champion!” or whatever shirts are out I always wonder who the heck buys them. They might as well just box them up and send them directly to refugees from the factory.

They assured me at the dealership that this is the right size spare tire.

It’s called Holy Island because you have to drive on water to get there.

Aaahh! The sailing Elvis! Captain Elvis! Commodore Elvis, it is!