Wow, this certainly isn’t happening around here. Every time I pass a Chipotle there’s a line of people so long you’d think their burritos were laced with heroin. There’s a spot where there’s a Chipotle right across the street from a Moe’s and even on the day after the food poisonings were big news, there were at least…

Better watch 0ut for particularly irritated birds while you’re driving that.

Wait, back up, the character’s name is IRRITABELLE?!?

More important question: was there more than one spoon or did Torch just effectively tongue kiss the entire gathering?

Their models will be the Car Tinental, the Navy Gator, and the Em Jayzee.

Every year Anthrocon happens around the corner from my bus stop so there is a solid week of the streets being filled with people with tails, ears, all the way up to full fur suits. And it’s been going on long enough now that no one seems to even notice anymore.

They should have never added the second wild card team.

I really think the Mayo Clinic Verizons have a good shot in this series.

Steve, dude, what are you doing to your poor vacuum cleaners?! I just replaced my fairly cheap Hoover after a 20 year career of sucking up pennies because I’m somehow always dropping pennies and I have a carpet the exact color of a well aged penny. I mean, you do realize that you can change the bag when it’s full,…

Coming this fall: Touched by an Avenir! Mondays after The Big Bang Theory.

In space, volume is fairly irrelevant compared to mass. There’s no air resistance to worry about. Torch’s design may have more volume but it’s far less mass than the design Musk proposed.

I had no idea you still came around here, Mr Hogan.

Don’t see Muskrat Elon building any rockets to Mars. No, he’s just hanging out with Muskrat Suzy doing the jitterbug down in muskrat land.

I’m really curious to see how far this can go before the Patriots actually lose. Could they win with Bill Belichick himself as quarterback? How about Seth Rogan? Bette Midler? A particularly sassy shade of blue from the seedier parts of the Crab Nebula?

75 percent of the time they used to spend working with time on the computer, mostly playing video games...

BTW, lionfish is delicious and you should eat it wherever you work or bank.

This is all a smokescreen to hide Apple’s true target: Elio.

Intercourse is right next to Paradise.

Please add “People who slow to a crawl upon entering a tunnel” to the list of people who should have their cars blown up.

Yes, but were you able to find out why all those people in the picture have been splashed with Kool Aid? Did they murder Kool Aid Man?! OH NOOOOOOO!