+1 That was Sam Sensual!

So, it ran an hour longer but had 24 minutes chopped out so that equals an hour and 24 minutes of commercials, or, put another way 30% of the broadcast. That’s probably light by today’s standards.

Interesting. I’ve been looking for a new business venture. Would they accept payment in pogs, Beanie Babies and/or early 90's baseball cards?

Come to Switzerland and let us bounce our balls off your face!

I was thinking that the blue monkey was a pretty awesome mascot until severe head trauma blue monkey ran out and totally upstaged him.

Ovid, Veteran, Rome, Horseheads... wait a minute...

They had the World League aka NFL Europe but eventually abandoned it because it wasn’t making them a big fat profit. They’re rather let the NCAA do all the work and they reap the profits. And if some guys don’t reach their full potential, who cares? There are plenty more where they came from.

So, is his girlfriend/wife the dude with the beard or the child?

I blame Vigo.

Rolling Rock hasn’t existed since 2006. That stuff in the green bottles now is just Budweiser “crafted” in the sewage-lined tanks of old Newark.

Apparently she really, really enjoys prison.

The flags represent the owner’s desire that South Carolina secede from the United States and become part of Indonesia.

Why don’t they just get rid of kicking entirely? The NFL owners seem to spend a lot of time whining about kick offs, field goals and extra points so why not just get rid of them?

Sounds like you’re really hot to Trotsky.

Pity we no longer have the Mythbusters around to try to build one.

Isn’t that an Adobe, the little car that’s made out of clay?

Well, LaForge = air filter since he wears an air filter on his face.

Way to go... JAKE FROM STATE FARM!

What is the point of having a hashtag if you’re going to ban other people from using the hashtag? You’re supposed to get as many people using it as possible so it pops up trending and reaches even more people.

Look, it’s very simple, there is no goddamn way to catch a football. You may think you’ve seen someone catch a football or even think that you, yourself, have caught a football, but it never actually happens. The NFL, therefore, needs complicated rules to completely hide the fact that what really happens is that the…