Well, as is traditional, the rules there are entirely different!

Ha! And now they’ve changed it.

I thought they said Top Gear USA was canceled? Is that Rutledge?

Oh boy! I’m going to do really well in this race... SQUIRREL!!!

While I don’t like Evans, the biggest problem with the show is the complete lack of chemistry among the hosts. I gave up after a few episodes because it was just kind of painful watching them try to fake it. They should have looked for people who gelled together instead of just throwing as many hosts as they could…

It just ain’t working for me. They’ve banked everything on pairing Evans and LeBlanc and they have ZERO chemistry. Then there are all these other random people who show up as the third-wheel of the moment then disappear again. Who are they? Apparently, I’m just supposed to know. And they’re doing a really bad job…

Take both arm rests, recline your seat as far as possible, blast polka music from your boom box, don’t shower for a week then cover yourself in cologne, and wear only your dirtiest tighty whiteys. Whatever you do, don’t ever stop being as much of as asshole as possible then you, too, will get to write for Gawker.

Pretty sure the Yankees, as a team, would survive even if the 25 man roster was at home at the time of the disaster. MLB would have the equivalent of an expansion draft to boost their AAA team plus whatever free agents they could round up and away they go for the next season.

So, how long before Disney properties start showing up in Lego Dimensions? 2017? Christmas?

You forgot “Never read anything about the band or watch any interviews with Thom Yorke.”

He needed to get the match over with so he could get back to his UPS delivery route.

The impression I’m getting from the trailers is that rather than having seven hosts, the show has two hosts and some guest stars in much lesser roles. That puts a lot on the rather dubious chemistry between Joey and Ugly Naked Guy.

If the NBA saw any money to be made from a baseball-style developmental system for kids out of high school, it would already exist. They would rather have colleges do that for free.

With Hot Takes like these someone should give this fellow a talk show...

They really should have gone the other way and just abolished having people register for the draft at all. There will never be a draft. It’s just a colossal waste of time and money that could be spent better pretty much anywhere else.

OK, it’s Pangaea, but what time period? Early Permian? Triassic? It would be pretty unpleasant if it were set during the end Permian extinction event. Will there be lystrosaurs romping around?

I can’t not watch the New New Top Gear but I can’t claim to be excited about this bozo and Joey and the 400 other hosts that might show up for five minutes somewhere during the season, no matter how many stunts they manage to cram into the promos. Evans in particular seems really irritating and not in the “Your Uncle…

Looks like Johnny Football ran out of Snickers. He always gets abusive when he’s hungry.

My suggestion is the Prince: When Doves Cry door. The door is made of trained doves who burst into flight to allow your awesomeness to exit the vehicle in an explosion of birds. Also available in Mariah Carry (butterflies), Alice Cooper (bats), or Alan Jackson (eagles).

In other news, Wilfred Brimley is apparently the GM of the Titans now.