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World Anti-Doping Quarterly is probably the dead last magazine on Earth any athlete would want to be on the cover of. “Hooray! I’m the cover girl for cheating! High five! In your face, Lance Armstrong!”
WHERE IS THE BUICK?!? It’s so nondescript and bland that it’s almost literally invisible and somehow that’s supposed to be a selling point.
Fast forward to 2030, a satisfied Roger Goodell retires after achieving his dream of a season where no NFL teams play any games in their home stadiums.
I loved Trading Spaces. You never wanted to get Doug or Hildy because they did not care one whit about what you wanted, they were just going to go wherever they felt like going. It really went downhill after they fired Paige and just never found it’s footing again, even after she was brought back. She was the heart of…
Save money by exclusively using $2 bills, dollar coins and 50 cent pieces! Annoyed retailers will continually hassle you about it so that you develop a strong aversion to spending.
Actually, his name is Hans and he enjoys golf and long walks down the strasse.
Since they have a different promo code for every ad and they run ads constantly, you could probably type just about any random word into the promo box and have it work.
That’s right, my friend. Let me slip through customs and these 28 pence will be your’s!
Ma’am, I’d appreciate it if you’d stop blowing on my nipples.
Lackey! Have five of these on my yacht by tomorrow and mount machine guns on them. (strokes white cat)
So, it’s a Zamboni?
This Goodell is not good for business. He might need to have an unfortunate accident, capiche?
It’s OK, Roger. Peter King still loves you.
White bread with mayonnaise.
Every time I see this guy’s name I read it as “Mario Batali” and picture the rotund, hirsute chef running around the pitch in his bright orange Crocs.
So many men dread the day that Martha Stewart’s Bone Folder is published. She keeps detailed records on everything. Everything.
Geno would not stop singing “Eye Kay, Eye Kay, Eye Kay, Eye Kay” to the tune of his favorite Buster Poindexter song.
Ronald is a senior at Douglas Adams High School in Mahoney Grove, a few miles outside of Normal, Illinois. Ronald is a great student. His favorite subject is Computer Science, but his true passion is volunteering for Habitat for Humanity. Yolo and The Existential Agony of Being never know what he’s talking about, but…