God, I love that song.

Didn’t Jeremy drive that art car into a ditch? It was fairly unclear how he’d managed to do it.

Does Hammond look different to you?

The Walking Dead strikes me as one of those concepts that could be franchised around the world. Walking Dead UK, Walking Dead Japan, Walking Dead South Africa, what have you, with different sets of characters in different places in the same world. Though Kirkman seems to want to be fairly involved and hands-on which…

“I ate LA...”

Once in Ithaca, NY, I saw a flight that had to be cancelled because it was late and the airport’s lone TSA agent refused to work overtime and went home. So, no one could get through security to get on the plane.

Good. Good, my apprentice. Let the hate flow through you to levitate the ball.

First, make sure to stand up and pound on the interviewer’s desk with your fist to show that if he fails to answer this question to your liking there will be dire consequences.

Kleenex as a coffee filter? How is that supposed to work? Do you use an entire box? Mmm, honey, this coffee tastes like you disintegrated a Kleenex in it! Delicious! Wait! Is that aloe!? Fantastic! And it’s so much less crunchy! This has made me completely forget your scalp odor!

Asymmetric mirrors at the front of the hood is going to be the next big thing.

Or maybe they’re going to finally open that pub that no one else is allowed to go to and they’re scouting for ideas.

Are we sure Ashton Kutcher isn’t behind this?

Topps really needs to use this photo for his card. It’s fantastic.

Meanwhile, it appears Frodo and Sam have taken some time off to enjoy a match...

We must preserve our precious bodily fluids!

You can't really appreciate these unless you click the link because they're not just shirts, they're full body suits. Click the link and behold their burger-covered crotches!

Is Tupac sitting on Sting's lap? Where, exactly, is his other hand? This seems like a more interesting story what whatever Madge is babbling on about.

Except that's Poland not Austria.

No, we aren't! We're under Jacksonville!

It's the car that thinks it's a submarine!