I dunno why, but that 2nd paragraph had me thinking about Uniracers for some reason... 

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

Nothing funny or witty to post tonight. (I’ll fuck with you later.) I have sons your age. Well, ten years younger than you, but still. Drew’s parents—your son has touched us all. He is with us daily. Every time I go to this site, it is with the hope of good news. Drew, get well. Much love to you, your wife, your kids.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

Sir, have you tried this novel approach called shoving your garbage opinion up your ass?

I appreciate the vote of confidence, but please, don’t let anyone else speak for you—even me.

We lose our voice when we refuse to exercise it--and I guarangoddamntee you that yours has merit.

I...wow.

I’m glad some folks are enjoying this game; everyone has their somewhere they want to be, and that somewhere doesn’t work for other folks—and that’s fine. I enjoy a great many things others think are a waste of time.

This whole kerfuffle, though, comes off as one giant kettle of “we coasted way too hard on a…

They need a better evacuation plan. 

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

If this car needed 100 pages of maintenance history to make it to 96k, then it’s going to need 100 more pages to make it to 125k.

The guy who posted the video might qualify as well considering he just had to advertise to everyone he owns a Tesla by putting it in the title of the video.

tl:dr

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

Ahha the matching scrotum for the cocks that drive these things. 

Air BNB.

these people are not courteous.

If you find out, tell my wife I said "Hello.”

Front loading washer.