His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

So you’re saying it’s a coupe?

If it had a “Pontiac Vibe” it would look more like this.

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

People can bitch about not “resorting to violence” but part of making the world a nicer place for marginalized people is shutting up racists and other assholes. Punching Richard Spencer in the face, tossing drinks at Tomi Lahren, these aren’t just things that give me a warm fuzzy, they’re laudable actions that…

Hot and largely correct take.

Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

The comments here are kind of harsh. We were all dumb rich kids once. Who among us hasn’t totaled two exotics worth half a million dollars, fled the scene of the accident, left our passport behind in the wreckage, and had the entire incident captured on two different videos only to have them both uploaded to…

I see you Xavier best wordplay for the weekends!

As the camera guy points out a few minutes in: “If we had eight hours,” it’d probably paddle its way back to solid ground.

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

Why are you being so mean?

That’s not how I towed you to do it.

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Pebbles will live on forever...

I can’t believe you went into an article about how Pats fans are unbearable when challenged and proved it less than 20 minutes after the article came up

This is an awful lot like training an elephant to dance the ballet. As it pirouettes and jetes around the stage you are flabbergasted by its elephantine grace and the ponderous way it sails through the air. Never mind that it is an elephant. It is dancing.