I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

“I get invited to private boxes twice a year.”

These men are heroes.

Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

When I get annoyed, the Long Island accent comes out a little, and I am ashamed of this.

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

I submitted a correction years ago to Google because Google Maps told users to take the 17 bridge to get across the James River from Newport News, VA. The correct way is to take the Ferry since bikes are not allowed on the bridge. About a year later they responded that I was right and made the correction. No reward,…

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

New guy, first post - shits on NYC. Fuck you. Go back to Ohio, we were doing fine without you.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Getting into an aero tuck requires good habits, since the hems can get caught in the crank.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Way Toulouse your shit, bro.

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

I always wondered what happened to this crew. And now I know the rest of the story: