Ah yes, it’s the emergency vehicle’s fault because it was *checks notes* TOO obvious? 

What?

Beautifully written, and lovely to meet you, Amber!

Well, this is a specialty store that purports to sell only vegan products. If you have serious allergies, you likely aren’t getting your pastries from the Stop N Shop, but when there are stores that specifically sell goods for people with allergies or whatever, you’d likely be more trusting. To your point, most people…

A person can’t. A cop can. It’s kind of been a problem. 

Oh, I assumed it would’ve been the occupants of the campervan. Glad it wasn’t. Zero sympathy on my end for those two. 

“only $1.6 [million].” Jesus Christ, rethink your life when you’re defending this shit

Yep, sounds like you are. 

I took the ATC Skills Assessment Test in NY years ago, right after I graduated (2009, so I was looking for any job I could get). Scored pretty well (around 95% IIRC), and they asked you to put down some regions across the country that you’d be interested in working. I tried to aim for places that wouldn’t be as…

That Dr. Douchebag story made my blood boil. Guy deserved a beating. 

Yeah?

Interior is a little much, but the exterior is gorgeous. 

My first car was a 92 Nissan Stanza that I loved dearly and drove three friends and me across the country and back in a month. He (Georgie, naturally) is still dearly missed. Collectible? No. Lovable, absolutely. Also that image is wrong. 

I am loving the increasing emphasis Jalopnik is putting on “nontraditional” transportation like Raphael’s bike pieces and your bus/RV/anything that strikes you as interesting articles. This bus is beautiful, and I never thought I’d say that about, well, a bus! If only I had the space....

Looks like a car that dreamed of becoming a pug. I love it more than I honestly understand, it’s adorable. 

Looks like they’re out and safe!

Congrats! Might end up with one beneath the tree this year. I have a 3-year-old who LOVES Candylab’s stuff. We’ve got the wood-paneled Wagoneer and a tow truck, and they’ve somehow withstood plenty of abuse and still look great!

Yep. If someone uses the term “cancel culture,” I just assume they’re a 50-year old white guy that quotes the First Amendment but doesn’t truly understand it. I’m almost always right. 

Had a 92 Nissan Stanza (Georgie) in my 20s, drove through 31 states with him. He was with me living in Brooklyn, when I met and started dating my wife, dying for good on the way out to Eastern Long Island for a cake tasting for our wedding. Moved to a 2003 Ford Focus that took us through the wedding, but when our son…

So Billy Joel was just going by what local scholars were doing? Who could blame him?!