Can’t hide that fat hobbit nose. Hobbit cosplaying as Elf confirmed!

Spend $25 and do it yourself, knowing it gets done right, or spend $60+ and have no real idea whether it was done right or not.

Car culture.

I love your work and I’mma let you finish but–

A game based off the 80’s transformers cartoon is released. And it was amazing.

Who the fuck would actually think this is a good idea. This is essentially predatory advertising. Some poor idiot is going to see this and think this is a better idea than the 2010 S-Class he was looking at. Anyone with enough money to afford both the car and the maintenance probably has enough sense to not purchase…

In an alt-universe, where France won WWII, these are being driven at 250kph on a Europe-wide autoroute network.

That’s not correct. Look at this. At its lowest point the saddle would be 2-3” deep at exactly this ride height with a straight continuation of the frame-subframe—perfectly comfortable and all-day-ridable.

I’m with you on this one. A certain part of me resents having allowed myself to become so domesticated, that such clearly invigorating batshit would be beyond me. I salute this barbarian with what remains of my manhood, stolen from me decades ago by well-meaning agents of authority.

The constitution does say, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. He seemed to be hittin all the marks until he was arrested.

All and all it sounds like it would be fun as fuck. High speeds, high horsepower, naked women, good weather?

Queue retards telling me how careless and dangerous it is, what-if-my-grandmother-was-on-that-road-holding-pupies, as if I didn’t know.

The Audi R8 is the new NSX. This Ohioan thing is something else.