For a Monarch? No way.

Now if it was a Granada...

Sponsored by Grindr.

That cosplay might fool those fucks in the league office, but they don’t fool the Jesus.

I love the Furai. Can’t believe it’s “flow” hasn’t been adapted to a street car. Oh wait, it has. The McLaren P1. Mazda dropped the ball on that one.

I piss on Tesla and Musk’s mountain of lies and misconceptions. I hope he dies of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Almost but not quite. I could nit-pick these bikes all day but dumb hipsters will still buy them and I’ll still shake my head at them and be slightly happy that one more classic isn’t being chopped into a half-assed wanna-be cafe bike.

Tesla.

largest auto market in the world?

Good this this happened in Michigan. In Massachusetts that’s like a $40k tow job.

Everything on a Tesla.

The speeder chase through the forest alone was epic enough to make Jedi a great movie.

What happens in America’s basement, stays in America’s basement.

The Huayra? You crazy Dr. Jones!

2005 Chevy Aveo. Even doing the posted speed limit is scary.

Panel gaps and wheel arches look professional...

Everything made by that nutter Tesla.

Fiat. For people with no common sense or enough intelligence to do research. Enjoy your “Jeep”.

Most people who see a motorcyclist riding a sportbike while kitted in garish ICON gear will assume the guy riding is about to get his gay on.

Fuck Tina Turner. Hope she chokes on Swiss chocolate.

Hell called Montreal. Jelly on pizza is a Canadian delicacy, eh.