Everybody who knows me knows I love cars, breaking traffic laws, being an asshole, what can I say... I commuted from day 1 on the highways between Philly and NYC. It, like sarcasm, comes with the territory. My social and political views are nearly identical to Ron Swanson, however...

Just a pedantic note: it would be way more efficient to bring them east.

Isn’t that a Shelby? LOOOOOL

Nike + Schwinn.

Take away their Mustangs?

Automatic? Check.

#can’twaitforjudgementday #terminator #byebyeLA

Don’t put “eyelashes” on your car. Your car is not anthropomorphic.

Who cares? My Grandmother doesn’t read Jalopnik.

Honda are reputedly working on an electric version.

Bullshit. He drives a Volvo.

Sadly it’s not a national law and too many motorists are devoid of logic.

I once pooped vomit and vomited poop. True story.

LOL @ McLoser and McHonda epic fail 2015. Ron Dennis deserves to be humiliated until he dies and then for another 2-3 decades after that.

Isn’t the Merc interest in Aston like 5%? Seems like a real reach to me for both this and the F1 rumor.

Mexican fart mufflers with 3” tips.

So much for equal rights! Why wasn’t that dumb, drunk whore arrested for battery as well?

But how would the states and local government make billions of dollars off the working class?

Great post and pics! One of my best childhood memories is going there and hiking!

I ignore anyplace where you live indoors and fish is still considered a breakfast item. At least they finally discovered cold beer.