apexassassin
Apex Assassin
apexassassin

Totally drooling but fuck going to ATL.

Why anyone would buy this family truckster mystifies me. She’s a beaut Clark.

I can’t believe you wrote that. You could have just said “Use Easy Outs”. And here I was expecting an actual tip...

Allentown? Are you effing kidding me?

Victory

Wonder where they’ll cut the weight to make up for the heavier drivetrain...

Hate to burst your bubble but the GTR already has wider front tires.

Can I fuck it?

Aside from Ivan Ironman’s game I agree 100%! Plus you didn’t mention the Dirt franchise or Codies terrible F1 offerings so kudos to you for knowing your stuff! I’d have to have a F1 game though so I’ll go with Championship Edition.

Plus it’s about a zillion times cooler than the new “NSX”. A real drivers car!

See this is what Maryland is about. Not rioting and looting for no reason!

Great stuff! I still remember all the broken bones from the first dirt attempts at a single backflip... amazing that Josh pulled off the triple! Congrats!!!

If you want to win, hire a Fin!!!

#soontobethebiggestepicfail

Vajazzle!

Fuuuuuuck Florida and their cops.

To quote a coworker of color: “Watermelon? Wut y’all know ‘bout watermelon?”

Stupid bitch can afford a nice ride but not English lessons? Fuuuuuuuck her then.

If the first sentence were true then BMW and countless others wouldn’t have made BILLIONS selling cars in the states. Just saying...

I would rather walk but then again I’m not a lame-assed hipster.

CJs in Coventry last week. Went in becuase I have better things to do than the rear drum brakes on my crappy commuter car. CJs claims the squeak is from my strut tower and that they can fix it for me for $850. I’d laugh but what if this were my mom, or you mom? Fucking scumbags.