The only thing I was wrong about was trying to have a legitimate discussion with a tosser like you. Go troll elsewhere. /disussion

If he was in a tri-axle he'd be a hero...

God I love the LFA and was utterly shocked that so many are still at dealer waiting for a good home. So now knowing this I ponder selling my house and what life would be like living in my new LFA. Most of my brain says it would be awesome. Especially the part that splooshes for exhaust-note-engine-rev-porn.

Blah blah blah, go suck a dick and keep wishing for a bike.

Damn I love these! I keep reading them and never post, but damn, these stories are why I can't be in the service industry. I'd effing murder these people. For real.

My only qualification is "I'm not a fucking moron".

What do you work for them or just an total fanboy? My 2005 620 MD never could wait that long and the Duc tech literally said he did his monthly. And it's not something you wat to ignore.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Morning blowjobs are awsome. Sex any hour is also awesome. Just not as orally-sweet as the AM bj.

the answer you are searching for is oral sex.

ewwwww and you married him anyway. ewwwwwwwww.

he's a wuss

you're exhusband is a wuss

*courteous houseguests.

wuss

wuss.

ha ha serves you right for sleeping when you coulda got some Patrick meat! Lightweight wuss.

522 agrees at last count. lol, well said! [+]

get a job that earns as much, requires as much effort, etc.

No time for love, Dr. Jones.