Hopefully the clinical trial is successful.  Period.

I can only hope whoever did it was called out mercilessly for being a narc.

Seriously, whoever took that beer pong picture is a fucking douchebag. Does it not occur to these people how nice it is that they’re too unimportant for anyone to give a shit what they’re doing? 

“I’m so devastated that I managed to turn on this phone, hold it steady, keep myself in focus, and type a message of devastation.”

I am going to bust out my vintage PEROT! button. If we're gonna get crazy, let's get. cRaZy.

Fuck it.

I guarantee the detectives on the case didn’t believe Smollett for more than a day (plenty of people realized this story about cartoon villains appearing out of thin air to lightly rough up a guy then disappearing into thin air just might not be the whole truth), but CPD (correctly) realized that publicly doubting his…

Check the apocrypha for extra funny times. (those are the books/stories that were left out of canon)

Christianity. Next question.

“Jesus fan fiction”. Hell yes. That’s basically all the New Testament is.

Jesus was a loser, I only like saviors that don't get crucified.

Between 30-300 years after he supposedly lived and died. Which is why NONE of it could have been from anyone who knew this Jesus fellow personally but by second, third, and forth, etc, hand knowledge.

I think I’m going to primary her from the right. “Oh, sure, Lynn Hutchings is willing to let Jesus die in the electric chair. But under my ‘Clone the Son of God’ plan, I will personally create a brand-new Jesus for every individual in the great state of Wyoming to personally murder! That’s how you get forgiven for…

what I so plainly had written out.

I don’t think she got the right message from the story of Jesus’ death. That wasn’t the lesson to take from the Bible. These nut jobs never cease to amaze me. They can take words in a book - words that they likely have never read or studied themselves - and they twist and turn them to fit whatever it is they believe.…

I need more information on how a black woman ends up like this.

So she’s for putting innocent people/political prisoners to death? Coolcoolcool.

Interesting times we live in when we’re all hoping a hate crime actually took place.

TLDR: “Rich person has beautiful home”. Show me a tour of a one-bedroom apartment that someone has managed to keep organized and beautiful, while using Target and IKEA furniture. That’s information I can use.

Bearfoot.