I live each and every day with my husband of 20 years and yet, Readers, I feel as if I do not know him.

Ugh, too bad they couldn’t all ‘have the flu’ at once or something.

I’m not blaming the victims! I’m blaming the Dean who was like “yeah we’ve received complaints but I can’t do anything about it.” I’m sorry, what??

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.. Sorry I’m rubbish at jokes!! I hope the week of nights goes quickly 

So, is the critique of these women and TheSkimm focused on the fact that they’re basic bitches, or that the language they use to deliver the news is too flip/casual? I’m struggling with finding issue with encouraging women to be up to speed on current affairs, but I get that people like to point & laugh at girls like…

Yeah, because what this country really needs is a less educated populace.

Being at Coachella at all is like having 10,000 lemons thrown at your face.

Typical liberal media spin. You say someone threw a lemon at her, I say someone was merely concerned about promoting the dangers of scurvy, and rapidly offered her some fruit rich in ascorbic acid.

I was thinking donut, myself.

She’s so tiny, a key lime would’ve been more appropriate I mean honestly

Did you say “there’s Andre”.

But how will Kim’s kids understand how her sink works?

Start your own blog then. You’re not entitled to anything.

So, since this is only your second post ever, I'll just gently say that you've had a rough start. Try something more substantive than tearing down pretty nice people for clicks next time. 

Lets look at how articles like this happen:

...wow.

It’s happened to me at least a half dozen times, random dudes in the park, their cars, public transit.

I mean, it wasn’t a very safe place for women in the late ‘90s when I was there. Italy’s supreme court had recently ruled that a woman couldn’t be raped if she had been wearing jeans - because they wear them so tight, there’s no way you could get them off without her cooperation was their actual argument.

No, unfortunately it’s not never (glares at guy in grocery store parking lot. And I don’t mean the back unlit corner, I mean, like, halfway in surrounded by other cars).

They 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 have 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 Senate OR establishment Democrats. This is an epic waste of time and energy. Concentrate on taking back the Senate and the White House in 2020, getting the green deal finally passed, immigration, the fact that 5 (or is it 6) states have now practically banned abortion, getting…