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So, I read the headline and thought “oh, did they make a little tiny house to film something in? That’s kinda cool.” But you mean a different kind of trailer. Never mind.

Wait. Is that Zac Efron? Or some random dude named Zace Fron because that does not look like Zac Efron, in my understanding of Zac Efron.

Good? Eh.

Thanks. I hate it.

AHhhhhh. That poor little girl never stood a chance.

Kardashian appeared to have made infant daughter Chicago’s head smaller before posting her pic

The headline makes it sound like it was an anonymous murderer. Why not “Man who murdered wife and daughters” or something?

Bella Thorne seems exhausting.

I appreciate your effort to interject something interesting and enlightening into a conversation focused around one of the dullest bulbs on social media I’ve somehow been tricked into knowing exists.

My brand new baby, Clementine.

Shower thoughts:

OMG I needs him!!! Also love cats with human names. We have a Kevin.

Lulu... she likes to watch tv with me like this

I don’t know how you can have the headline “Fish oil might be a lie” when AAs experienced 77% reduction in risk of heart attacks. That’s frickin amazing! Heart attacks are a leading killer! Also fish oil has SO MANY claims going for it like helping depression, that I think it would be hard to ever say definitely that f

At my very first job in NYC (pre-9/11) I had gotten into a terrible fight with the office manager. I was super pissed and left the office to use my flip phone to call a friend in rage while I went out and had a smoke. I hastily threw open the front door to the building and ran into a tall, handsome man with a

Yeah, it’s the belief in their own adorable preciousness that really grinds my gears. People are using the fucking subway to GET PLACES. They don’t care about your nonsense and desperate need for attention.

IDK Mauricio is a fox.

spontaneous my ass.

“Chinese ducks are trying to take over our waters! American ducks are under attack! They don’t even quack in English! I’m placing an immediate 33% tariff on Chinese ducks! Make American Ducks Great Again! #MADGA!”

Wait, you think a 19 year old ridiculously wealthy young man would be exhausting? How so exactly? ;)