Your normal-sized Canadian girlfriend?

Like I said to someone else..it was some NPR interview. And come to think of it she might have said something like that during an Oprah interview. She just seemed independent and happy. That’s all. No need to read too much into my statement.

I’m not trying to be petty. I think I listened to some interview of hers long ago on NPR where she seemed to be disillusioned with marriage or her parents had a bad marriage or something. It was sort of the basis for her trainwreck character. I think that’s where I got the idea that she was sort of “meh” about…

She didn’t say the guys judge her for being tall, she said she never gets to feel delicate.

I do not understand the Khashoggi murder. The Saudis literally took an ak40 to a knife fight. If they wanted to rid themselves of this ‘dissident’ (as in, shut him down), there are literally dozens of ways they could have done it quickly and quietly. Are they just that bad at this stuff or was this incredibly sloppy…

These people, if they have children, have nannies to get their kids ready. For those of us with little kids and no nannies, the “morning routine” is either taken up with begging a child to get out of bed or being woken up before dawn by a child you want to sleep in for fucking once.  Then it’s lots of crying and…

Thank you all so much for your great advice. We found her last night! She’d gotten herself trapped behind a billboard across the street.  She was so freaked out.  She’s at home and a lot calmer now.  I’m still a mess!  Thanks again, you guys are awesome.

Hours later, Saudi Arabia is reportedly preparing to admit that journalist Jamal Khashoggi died as “the result of an interrogation that went wrong, one that was intended to lead to his abduction from Turkey,” according to two sources.

He is currently sitting about 5 inches from my face giving me very serious sad eyes, little diva bugger.

Thank you for finally speaking against Tatum, your stand has inspired in me the courage to say that he has a block head.

I didn’t think you were allowed to mention those things here?

Her half-sister is gonna be so pissed off about this.

he isn’t blind so of course he saw this coming

Is he still uncontrollably hard? And I'm sorry.

The piglets always suffer the most in these situations.

That question.

Eye hope they catch the idiot who did that.

Random: The city if Troy, MI has a cat on the force.  It's Pawfficer Donut, I think.

My take is that Jez is stupid.

...prosecutors called McFarland a “consummate con artist” who lacked no remorse for his actions. In addition to being sentenced for the Fyre Festival scheme, which left ticket-buyers stranded on an island in the Bahamas and defrauded investors out of $24 million in losses...