At least it was brief.

Wooohooo....rich people doing rich people shit! Let’s celebrate! The difference that a certain level of melanin makes, when judging people’s actions is astounding. It’s ‘praise Bey’ now, ‘fuck the rich’, the next time.

In addition to a mandatory anti-bias training that all Starbucks employees received on May 29

Wait, what?

Your husband needs to grow up fast so he can be a father and a help when the baby comes. That is ridiculous.

I am getting to be super bitchy the closer I get to my due date. I am five weeks from my due date and my husband is TESTING me! I left the house at 8 am to grocery shop and had to come inside wake him up at 10 so he could help me carry groceries because he wouldn’t answer his phone. I made him and his brother…

Catalina update!

See and I thought it WAS stodgy. Like, incredibly stodgy.

Hi hi hi!!! Hope everyone is having a good week. I just went on my first date with a woman this morning. I was super nervous, in part because I’m still figuring out the extent of my attraction to women and how I should label it and whether I’m bi enough to call myself bi etc etc etc. But it was nice! She was pretty…

She looks stunning here.

I was sooooooo underwhelmed with her dress, y’all. Not gonna lie. She is a beautiful woman but damn. Her reception dress was AMAZING, though. Anyway, a beautiful sunny day and an absolutely delightful ceremony. Shook those stuffy Brits up a bit eh? :)

I thought this wig was an improvement over the really dark short one he used to wear that looked like indoor-outdoor carpet glued on. Even so, he should be able to afford something better or just go full Bruce Willis.

I don’t think much about his wig.

#CancelMen2018

hey maybe this isn’t the time to joke about sexual contact with homeless people?

these two reactions, on a loop, throughout reading this article. omfg.

Please read this again.

“John and I have real chemistry,” she told a caller. “There’s like a real part of me that is Pam and a real part of him that’s Jim. And those parts of us were genuinely in love with one another.”

I feel bad for responding to Tomato Face, but he can still go fuck himself.

I read this review a couple of hours ago and I couldn’t stop thinking about that line— I came here to say exactly this.