Somewhere, in a studio desk drawer, is the script for the best movie you will ever see. Only it won't ever be seen, because of the cowardly business choices that lead to constantly rebooting and sequeling favorite movies from the past.

Lucky.

Who's to say I didn't mean him?

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I live far enough away that I can get silly drunk for a few hours before the ash cloud blots out the sun and chokes me to death. So I have that to look forward too.

The hot asphalt will burn your feet.

Thank you for insisting they don't travel through a literal river of shit. That truly rebutted my point.

I didn't quite follow. He made a fuss about the fact that you do, or do not refrigerate eggs? Which side of the pond is this anecdote coming from?

All food comes in contact with shit, but factory farmed food travels through a river of it.

I already understood that you are of poor moral fiber. You didn't need to reinforce it with a rebuttal.

$5,000 over MSRP isn't 'haggling.' It's theft. I thought everyone knew that. Clearly the owners of the dealership knew it. They cancelled the deal and apologized.

With that kind of lack of human empathy, maybe you need your own caregivers.

That is an explaination for selling him a car. It is not an answer for overcharging him. Shame on them and shame on you for justifying this activity.

Boxing Day.

I bet I could buy a really nice camera to go diving with for $300. Other than taking pictures, why would someone take an iPhone (any phone) to depth?

He can use some of that time he saves to lug his pallet around.

Thank you for your bloviating!