Agreed. I like my local frozen yogurt place, but I've never not been the only customer in that joint.

I think she is exactly what The View needs. It'll be cancelled in no time.

I had never heard of them. I wish that were still the case.

That sure was a lot of useless bloviating. I'll be sure to avoid these from now one. Thanks for only just barely talking about the car, jackass.

This is why there should be no reason why I can't grow my own.

So, no riot. Just drum circles.

After the Seahawks won the Superbowl

When it stops being a crime, the significance will fade.

Seattle rioted after the Seahawks won the Superbowl. This will be worse (more drum circles.)

The police might just be interested in finding the woman in the red bathing suit and charging her with assault.

Sir, you need to be waiting by your vehicle.

You think the owner was mad then, wait until he gets a bill for two recoveries.

In his efforts to get it out of the ravine, he managed to drop it into an active volcano.

I'm not sure how I would respond to seeing nippleless breasts. I'm imagining a quick shift from aroused to puzzled.

This man genuinely would not give a shit if a woman didn't remove her body hair. It's only fair (I don't remove mine.)

She offers a similar opportunity to men, asking them to shave from the neck down for the semester.

Walmart doesn't have any brake lights. Tail lights? Yes, but no brake lights.

He's used to her crap.

It sure is a good thing his wife and children cannot read.