Perfect.

Those eyes. They are fixed on something interesting found only in her own little world.

I don't see texting at all. I'm not excusing the PT Cruiser drivers sheer incompentence, but all I see is a right hand on the wheel and a left hand (wrist turned out) bracing against the door.

Think about the all the poor velourriers. Who will they sell their pelts to now?

I have a recall on my Suzuki about possible loose mirrors. They're not loose.

2121? Lizard people will have taken over by then.

If you're going to restore it, you must maintain the Bell Telephone livery.

She shows you the Steve Jobs sex tape. Is it really worth that much pain?

I want to drop one of those diesel 5s into an old Falcon Squire.

That is just going to attract bears.

I just got a recall notice for my Pontiac Phoenix that went to the salvage yard 20 years ago. They really are knocking the dust out of the rafters on this one.

I feel genuine shame that this title made sense to me.

Was Stan Lee involved in the naming of all of these people?

Some executive will conclude they didn't make it stupid enough.

Violent criminals don't end up in the position with the greatest freedom (driver) at a minimum security prison.

But that leads to the next problem...

Just leave the church that doesn't want you. You'll be better off.

But would an attempted bomber be in minimum security? I assume she is there for mail fraud and Christopher was a character witness during sentencing.

I'm confused. Why would a stalker be in a federal penitentiary?

These are the exact reasons I avoid high school graduations.