I want to drop one of those diesel 5s into an old Falcon Squire.

That is just going to attract bears.

I just got a recall notice for my Pontiac Phoenix that went to the salvage yard 20 years ago. They really are knocking the dust out of the rafters on this one.

I feel genuine shame that this title made sense to me.

Was Stan Lee involved in the naming of all of these people?

Some executive will conclude they didn't make it stupid enough.

Violent criminals don't end up in the position with the greatest freedom (driver) at a minimum security prison.

But that leads to the next problem...

Just leave the church that doesn't want you. You'll be better off.

But would an attempted bomber be in minimum security? I assume she is there for mail fraud and Christopher was a character witness during sentencing.

I'm confused. Why would a stalker be in a federal penitentiary?

These are the exact reasons I avoid high school graduations.

"Don't overcharge the customers or they'll just watch it at home." — Nascar and the NFL

He probably needs a hug too.

"I'm out! I'm going to Midland." —Titan Rising

The administrator who decided 150 students needed to be suspended for, among other thing, not wearing their name tags is also a disturbed person wandering the halls.

Unless you agree that these administrators screwed up and caused this situation, then we do not agree.

Rules need to be enforced constantly and consistently. A big 'gotcha' moment at the end of the year is neither.

Being sent home for not wearing your name tag is a bit draconian. Educators who want to suspend 150 students may have forgotten the point of being educators.

whoever is responsible for making those so popular should receive the Nobel Peace Prize.