She is still there. Stinking up the crawlspace.

There is no wife. This guy is just a serial killer.

Tell me where I can buy one right damn now.

The militarization of our police forces are a great concern to many people and you really should be one of them. He is wording his concerns poorly, but he is not joking.

Agreed. It is a meaningless word scramble to me as well.

The last time I saw this was in my 1988 VW Jetta. I suspect it is no longer a thing.

I'm reminded of this. I might like cars a little too much.

She has seen some shit in her day.

The narcissism has always been there. It's the fact that people can easily publish their horrifying nature that is new.

Think more VW Rabbit Pickup and less Silverado and you've got a deal.

Changing the oil is a lot like cleaning up after elephants.

Are they ever going to say how Adam busted his wing?

I recognize that accent.

Use the snow shovel to catapult your garbage into the great unknown.

Thanks. Now explain what a wabble is.

The way she keeps throwing her arms up, her boobs are going to fly out. Unless there is some sort of industrial glue involved.

I'm genuinely impressed he can still do this.

They are speaking the international language of redneck.

A baby-making machine until menopause, then a pie-making machine.

And only 800 are still on the road.