The downside is that you'll be shot in the face for resisting unconsciousness.

Or just label the box and put a corresponding list on your phone.

Oh sweet zombie jeebus, the fucking baby boomers will never die out.

I have been a "transportational" cyclist for many years. At 55, I have suffered a number of injuries that are "environmental" in nature, including broken ribs, road rash, a broken hand, and most recently, fractured ankle and elbow and replaced hip.

Right? When I saw that, the old Tennessee Ernie Ford song "16 Tons" started playing in my head.

Yeah, but that's 10,000 employees. The assumption is that their families would live with them. Unless you think jobs are college, and you should just live in an apartment with 4 co-workers?

Right, but unless the employees are largely dating each other, you would still need 10,000 apartments for 10,000 employees.

With a wireless account and GPS, he can order parts to be delivered to where he broke down.

That's cause they're not counting the amount of time we spend on Gizmodo :)

Can someone put him on a rolling road and see how much horsepower he has?

Speed limit in nyc is 30, which is more than 33 last time I checked.

No cop will ever stop you for +3 over the speed limit...

I will never forget the streetlights in Tyler, Tx. After midnight they went to blinking yellow to the exact rhythm of Foghat's "Slow ride".

Those 80% probably aren't the intended audience for a gadget blog. Just FYI

Also available for Lamborghinis

I just saw an article (I think in the Christian Science Monitor) about how law enforcement is looking more and more at going after johns and pimps, as opposed to sex workers. This is an idea that has re-circulated from way back when. I remember in the 80s, where I lived in Southern Florida, there was a big push to go…

You know what else it's a damning assessment of? The video-obsessed media and the ever present notion that a video will gain an average person some fame or notoriety when presented to the local (or internet) media. Still no excuse for this behavior, but this is where society is going on several fronts. Oliver Stone's…

And for $500 more, you can sit inside the plane.

Good save, sailor!

The circular hipster logic trap.