Professor approved.

I want one of these made from a vanagon and a quantum. I'm trying to figure out the drivetrain configuration.

I now have a new go to video for whenever the world is going to shit.

Unless all of the homeless and mentally ill that Rudy Giuliani murdered and dumped off the coast come back to life and crawl out of the surf, I don't think NYC can return to the bad old days completely.

The average winter temperature is a big factor. See also; Florida.

I was not impressed with that chromebook and replaced it months ago.

Bailey.

Fetch me my screwdriver, it's time to build a wood gas motorcycle.

They were free. They just had to knock the dust off of them from 1996

I would really love if we replaced it with 'honks when he cries.'

Taking picture with your iPad is for douchebags.

Is there a reason the firefighter version can't have one?

The shit I could get done with my own Mike.

It is tough to define where mine begins and ends.

Several sizes too large and ill fitting are two entireley different ideas. I lost about 70 lbs and the suit is signifigantly too large. I'm a realist, and recognise that, if I was that large once, I can be that large again.

Tailored clothing is a hobby, not a necessity.

This is sound advice for a blue collar worker (or anyone else who seldom/never wears dress clothes) who wants to look good in an off the rack clothes during a rare occasion.

I predict his assassination within the year.

No, but I could pass for his older, more northern brother.

Beard