Agreed. I am fucking sick to death of celebrities being conferred “guru” status merely for having a hit song/tv show/movie. Kanye loves trump because they are both narcissists who are obsessed with the acquisition of wealth. There is nothing noble or worthy about that.

You’re exactly right. Malaria has the most privileged life in the whole world. You think she gives a SHIT about who her orange turd hubby is f°°king? And other than shopping and throwing parties (which is already part of the job description for any trophy wife), she is totally, unequivocally completely USELESS as a…

Time and time again Conservatives prove that hypocrisy is a core value for them.

I can not find anything about this only being between 62 and FRA on irs.gov.

You mean conservatives are hypocritical pieces of shit?

This is how I feel every time a conservative woman says “it’s so good to have SUCH A CLASSY FIRST LADY AGAIN.” We all see your barely coded racist bullshit, Karen.

They’ve got one hell of a wild Christmas party.

You have to dig around a bit more for it, imo. But Frank/Black/Charles has written some great songs in his solo career, for sure.

Really? The entire history of popular music to chose from and this is what they came up with?

Gosh, I hope those stats are wrong, because it’s my hunch that, if folks aren’t putting away money in a 401k, as you said, often with a company match, that they’re as likely (if not more) to be putting away NOTHING at all. This is all a recipe for disaster, an entire generation of people needing to continue working…

“The secret source of humor is not joy, but sorrow. There is no laughter in Heaven.” —Mark Twain

But don’t be fooled into thinking it’s better to tweet about how screwed we all are than to put a little money away in your 401(k).

Good parenting. Neither of my parents ever saved a damn thing, spent responsibly, or taught my brother and I to do so. My dad is 70 and broke. I have way too much debt but I did at least know from watching their mistakes to start my 401k at 20. I’m 31 now, i don’t have a ton of money in there but it’s close to my…

My 401k is the primary reason that I won’t be eating Alpo by the time I’m 70.

Oh dear, you seem to be making a lot of assumptions about me based on the silly little song I made in a few minutes for fun. I thought the discordant notes sounded more interesting, but here, I’ve made you a version with just straight up major and minor chords, maybe it’ll be more to your taste: https://goo.gl/iz77k4…

That was fun! I made this song: https://goo.gl/cdq42R

Merguez frites in Paris!

My wife is a vegetarian, I don’t attend or host Super Bowl parties, and I don’t have real-life friends to feed this to, so I’m just going to bookmark this and look at it every once in awhile in private.

Some people use PornHub, I use AllRecipes.

Sounds like you need to try some really high-quality, authentic, Israeli-style hummus! That stuff is incredible. I could bathe in it.

I have a lousy food processor - it handles chickpeas just find, but balks at sesame seeds.