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Only according to Vladimir Putin.

It’s Passover in a couple of days, so that would be time for my yearly binge of matzoh which I spread with a mix of Earth Balance and Nutritional yeast. I sometimes find it hard to stop eating this.

My company allows me to contribute pre-tax and post tax to my 401k. They match a nice percentage. So I contribute this year $24,500 (I’m over 50) they will match $6-$7,000 - and I will put as much as I can manage to bring the grand total up to $61,000 - I hasten to add I will not get anywhere near that amount but I do

Tsars, Kings, Emperors,
sovereigns of all the earth,
have commanded many a parade,
but they could not command humor.
When Aesop, the tramp, came visiting
the palaces of eminent personages
ensconced in sleek comfort all day,
they struck him as paupers.
In houses, where hypocrites have
left the smear of their puny feet,
there

And there is nothing which says you can’t contribute to a 401k AND a Roth IRA - unless you are a really, really high earner - in which case you probably wouldn’t be too worried about retirement finances anyway. 

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I remember way back - I’m talking 1981 - in Communist Prague - Sausage, brown bread and mustard - cheap, nasty but kinda delicious. I got it on the street but apparently restaurants served it too - if this Svankmajer short is to be believed:

Yeah potato chips are my thing - being from the UK - wish the US would adopt the awesome Canadian Dill Pickle flavoured potato chips

I wonder if maple syrup could be substituted for the honey.... asking for a vegan friend.

What about the liquid left over from straining Greek-style yoghurt. I used to use a coffee filter and often thought it was a bit of a waste to throw all that out - I had an idea it might also work in bread-making.

I haven’t tried to make a broth per se with okra - ie boiling or simmering it and straining through a wire mesh filter - that might be interesting to try - I add it as a thickener and it really doesn’t seem to be slimy as it isn’t adhering to anything in particular.

I just made a nice soup yesterday and the collagen role was played by none other than ..... OKRA! The texture of the soup was rich and velvety - and of course okra tastes delicious anyway.

Didn’t Trump add an inch or two to his official height so when combined to create his BMI he would not fall into the category ‘OBESE’. Wonder if this Dr Ronny or whoever he is, gives Trump’s real height in the report?

He always said he was a great deal maker - but one question - does that payment show up on his tax return?

This is a great point - surely even the average stable genius Republican bigot realizes that kicking out 200,000 people - most, if not all of them of working age, in an effectively full-employment economy, will drive wages up as the supply of labor goes down - and we can’t have that can we?

You neglect to mention one thing - butter, and anything cooked in it, smells like feet.

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They are all horrible - the only good Xmas song is ....

Absolutely love his politics. But he must resign immediately.

This is also my preferred method - and after it cools down I like to add it to home-made humous.

The joke might be offensive to non-Jews whose kinfolk were exterminated in the camps - a Romany, a homosexual or a left-wing political thinker for instance.

Me too - surprised that didn’t come up as an alternative in the article or the linked article on alternatives.