When I was a child, I spoke like a gibbering psychopath, I thought like a spree killer, I reasoned like a racist.

Trump appreciates this summation, but if you truly want to speak like Trump, you must learn to needlessly repeat phrases and whole sentences. Needlessly. All right? Needlessly repeat, and not just phrases. Not just phrases. Whole sentences! Am I right? Needlessly repeat phrases and whole sentences.

surprisingly, Im going to miss Dougie Jones.

“Agent Cooper is never coming back, it’s going to be Dougie all season, Lynch is a troll”
- dummies

Patrick Stewart KISSING Steve Railsback... it’s the perfect movie

Not just a naked space vampire, but Patrick Stewart as well. And it’s too late, cause he’s seen everything.

I haven’t played Mario Kart 8 in forever, but I recall really liking Mount Wario, the ski resort stage. It doesn’t even have laps... you just slide down a snowy hill for the duration of the race! So great.

Wild Woods and Shy Guy Falls have such great little touches. Sweet Sweet Canyon’s stands full is fun to stop and look at, too.

There’s a few levels that stick out, but I think my favorite is Rock Rock Mountain from Mario Kart 7. I love the hang gliders through the trees and the boosts up the side of the incredibly steep mountain while boulders are crashing down followed by a hang glider finish is just awesome. Most mountain levels have you…

It’s kind of like picking a favorite child because so many are SO GOOD. Koopa Cape is a favorite, Maple Treeway another, but my absolute favorite is Animal Crossing, which combines a fun design that incorporates many elements from the franchise of origin with a seasonal approach that makes subtle changes to the track.…

Whoa cool, a Sunday Gameological article?! Neat. Thanks, folks.

I feel unoriginal but Mt. Wario is the one that I always hope shows up when I’m playing. Yoshi’s Valley was my favorite on N64 (Wario Stadium was a close second when I was able to time the lightning bolt when other people were jumping over the gap). Waluigi Pinball was my favorite DS track and Music Park was favorite…

Also, excuse me for being obtuse, but is this not a “Gameological” article? I just checked the “games” section of the site, and it’s nowhere to be seen. I don’t quite grok how stuff is being sorted after the change, and I honestly had to start using an RSS reader again to make any sense out of it all.

So I can’t decide which track is my favorite for aesthetics, music, or how fun it is to drive, but I know which one has my favorite secret! In Mario Kart 64's Royal Raceway, you could find an unpaved path off the side of the track. If you abandoned racing altogether to explore this area, you could could drive right up…

If anyone picks Rainbow Road from Mario Kart 64, we will have words.

There’s nothing better than that moment on Mario Circuit 2, in the original Super Mario Kart, when you discover a well-timed shell on the jump will kill a computer opponent’s speed boost and condemn it to driving into the wall forever.

The AVClub

I think the giant’s message about listening to the sound Should be taken more literally than just the music. There’s all sorts of hidden music and spoken lines hidden in the garbled noises. Many have been posted on YouTube. For instance, just before Mr. C talks to Jeffries the tea kettle, he sees the evil entity. When…

The first line of Twin Peaks: The Return, after a quarter-century hiatus and endless speculation and several minutes of dreamlike preamble, is this: “Listen to the sounds.” It’s The Giant speaking, or at least the huge guy we used to call The Giant, sitting in a grayscale corner of The Black Lodge with a docile Agent…

I think the Monica Belluci dream has this Twin Peaks fitting in with Lynch’s work since Lost Highway/ LH has Bill Pullman going into a complete fugue state and different timeline to avoid the fact that he killed his wife. At the end he’s not transforming again; he’s being electrocuted (please, please let there be…