“Two very important awards—Innovation in Accessibility and Games for Impact—were dumped into the pre-show and barely given screen time at all there.”

The way they kept, almost instantly, playing people off was terrible. It really felt like they don’t give a shit about the awards when they have to bring out Kojima to announce nothing for eons. Geoff even ‘thanking’ the first winners for keeping it short felt less like the joke he, no doubt, intended it to be and…

This is weird, right? I know pop culture figures can’t be omniscient about all other pop-culture properties out there but given NPH’s geek cred this is somewhat vexing.

Articles and attention like this are the reason scams like this bring success to the scammers. Every person on Earth who has followed this game knew it was a disaster. Yet a few hours after release and Steam already has 4,000 verified purchases of folks who have taken the time to write a (negative) review.

It’s a weird thing about Hollywood. They aren’t mutually exclusive, and don’t have to compete. They aren’t concerts. Just because I watch one movie doesn’t mean I can’t watch the other.

These responses, Howard’s responses, and the game itself ... they all just SCREAM that this is a company whose leaders have no idea what’s going on in the world of videogames.

Try creating different characters with backgrounds and characteristics that clash or are oppositive of your previous character.

Such an unbelievably bad look from them. Not that Bethesda has many good looks, but man. What on earth do they imagine is the value of responding to reviews saying “I dont think this game is fun” with “Well we think its super fun. Maybe the most fun, so, nyeh. -Bethesda”. Genuinely feels like Todd Howard’s massively…

Let’s pull a fast one on a notoriously cranky and outspoken 80-year-old with an audience. What could possibly go wrong?

This whole story is just stupid turtles all the way down. I feel dumber for even knowing that anything mentioned above exists at all.

I can’t help but feel this is the dumbest story I’ve read about all week.

Let me fix that headline for you:

This is so fucking stupid it hurts.

They don’t! That should tell you something.

We just spamming shit on here now?

Oh everyone getting on a high horse can fuck the fuck off. Have you played the game? Miles couldn’t be more Puerto Rican, they gave him a fantastic suit based on the PR flag.

So weird to me how this is “you should change this” as if everyone would prefer what the author does

Is this sponsored content? It smells a little strange.

You aren’t really knowledgeable enough to be giving out advice like this obviously. My job that I started this month REQUIRED a copy of it.

So because YOU forgot you had one its safe and good for all of us to do the same. Seems like sound advice. /s

Recent studies have shown that getting the booster shot in the same arm as the primary shot boosts antibody response and longevity by double digit percentages. Do you remember which arm? Cause I sure don’t but…