“known among fans as “Phase Flop”

unlike previous baddies Thanos, Ultron, and Jake Gyllenhaal’s Mysterio, isn’t a CGI creation

Can you imagine the smug look of satisfaction on their face while typing that phrase out?

Maybe, but it’s just as likely IMO that she cluelessly walked into Best Buy (or sent a similarly clueless minion) and let them pick one.

“Innocent until proven guilty” means exactly the same as it has always meant. The problem is chuds thinking people (except the people they don’t like) are entitled to a presumption of innocence by everyone, everywhere instead of the justice system.

“That there’s no way that they could be this clueless over how this was going to received.”

It may no longer be relevant, but I thought the big twist in the Unity saga was the “It’s not the developer that has to pay the Runtime Fee, it’s the distributor.”

Well, that accounts for that Sunday, but how about apologizing for every other day you’ve existed in the public sphere?

“Both sides!” “Both sides!”

I think people are missing some of the nuance here. Obviously, no one expects a comedian to tell the 100% truth during their sets. We know there’s a level of deception. But there’s a big difference between telling a fake story for a laugh and telling a fake story that hurts real people.

Hear me out, give these brain-dead, drooling assholes EXACTLY what they want.

Wasn’t that Once Upon a Time?

Y’all really are way, way, way over invested in fantasy. 

You can make a good faith argument. It starts to fall apart a bit when you include League, or his Lovecraft stuff, or Lost Girls...

“developers like Aggro Crab would not be on the hook, as the fees are charged to distributors, which in the Game Pass example would be Microsoft.”

including that charity games and bundles are excluded from fees

Why would people want a feature that is included in the game to be functional? Is a uh, weird flex. 

But it’s not amazing.

“There are tons of “thees” and “thines” and “thous” and the verbiage can get pretty dense, so if you’re not well-versed in Old English, a lot of the game’s writing will land with a thud.”

“Old English?”