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People saying we never got a Halflife 3 haven’t played Alyx yet.

The year ends in 3, so don’t expect anything!

It’s probably not a coincidence that the decline in religious belief in the past few years coincides with the rise in belief in conspiracies and whatnot. It seems the average man just needs something to believe in that provides an easy-to-understand explanation of how the world works, and it doesn’t matter what said

This is a great, good-ol’-days-style Lifehacker article that actually provides useful hacks.

fun fact: they call it the halftime show because it occurs between the first and second half of the Super Bowl

Ya’ll scared of the beyhive? Prince is #1 and it’s not close. 

Her latest book involved a trans person killing an author.

Her explanation from June 2020 seems reasonable.

JK Rowling is vocally and adamantly anti-trans. Period. It’s not an interpretation, it’s all there in her Twitter.

I think if you are upset at extremely valid criticism (that in no way needs a fine-toothed comb to unpack) over a video game, you are a giant baby and in fact playing video games is probably a pretty good use of your time, then.

I keep seeing the argument that the people upset are a “small group of loud/vocal people”. No shit. That does invalidate their arguments. We can all point to many many instances where a small group of loud/vocal people were in the right.

And every time this argument about how very few people are complaining, a dog

Should be $5 off or $45. not $5.

Should be $5 off or $45. not $5.

Can they do a study on small dicks and bro trucks next? 

Super proud of my small penis and my very practical 4 door sedan

Is 2 weeks of gaming supposed to be a long time or something? 

Good looking out, I totally forgot about the ability to remap the controller wholesale on the system. The default layout was enough to get me through the first couple of stages, but it also took an adjustment period around the muscle memory of a normal dual stick shooter

When you’re done, choose “Save as Preset Mapping,” then name it Goldeneye—that way you can reset the controllers to use as default for other games,

I haven’t played the Switch version so I don’t know how bad it is, but from my memory of the game it’s probably best to think of it more like a Wolfenstein 3D or Doom (1993) than any kind of modern shooter. Sure, you could aim up and down, but for the most part you were just walking around the level letting the

I love how "I like to do my own research" has become such a convenient shorthand for me to instantly dismiss the person saying it as a complete fúcking moron.

Even as a child, I thought the idea that “girls are scary because they have cooties” was weird and dumb. Never would have thought it would become a philosophy for grown-ass men.