You want to mourn people? Do it at the cemetery. Other people live in this neighborhood too.

I know I'm going to get shot down for this but - that roadside memorial is a fairly large issue right there. I agree the woman should not have taken things into her own hands, particularly in such a tragically sensitive issue too with the death of a 12 year old boy. However I do understand how people could find this…

Not sure if anyone already linked this NY Times map, but here you go. When you see it laid out like this, it's pretty embarrassing.

Hopefully this bill has legs, but if we can't even get mandatory paid sick leave, I don't have the most hope.

Although it isn't about animals, David Attenborough's The Private Life of Plants is my favorite nature documentary of all time. The time elapse photography really brings the plants to life. Unfortunately it is impossible to find in the US it seems.

I love me some animal shows! You should check out "My Life as a Turkey." SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD!

Too Cute or GTFO.

Dafuq did I just watch?

When to use salted butter: Never.

AGREED. I grew up with rats! They're basically little dogs — so smart and adorable. Plus, my hair is almost always knotty so it's the best home for them. (Yes, I'm aware that I'm the Perfect Woman.)

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Don't even bother. They are all apparently brain damaged and we should show them pity and gently allow them their silly fantasies and just distract them while the proper multi-colored lights are used to replace the water of flavorful drinks that are white lights.

We can all agree that all blue lights are the worst

White light fanatics, I have a few questions for you... Do you feel anything? Do you possess a personality? Do you have a soul?

I'm ready to go to the mat on this one, especially if Simon Doonan is there with me with his TV in the armoire generalization. Also, LED lights can go fuck themselves with their cool, calculating robot glow. Ugh, you make me want to puke, you energy efficient bastards.

OH I KNEW THIS WAS COMING.

I said it on Kelly's post and I'll say it here. Multicolored/big bulb lights are the only kind of Christmas lights.

Christmas Light Colors, Ranked:

RACIST