I'm in the spirit of giving today so I will give you my easy, juicy turkey technique.

Fill your bathtub with cold water and presuming the turkey is still in some sort of plastic wrapper, place it in the tub. If it's uncovered, put it in a garbage bag before putting it in the tub. Check on the bird and the temperature of the water every two hours.

I'm mixed and my mom has super thick, coarse, wavy hair, so there was not a straight hair gene in sight. I relax mostly due to volume, there is just so much of it. But I like to let it air dry; I like my wavys and coils. I've had bosses who stared at my hair, like it was a wild animal that might attack them at any…

Serious question from someone who doesn't totally get this in the way I'm sure many others do: if minimum wage isn't a living wage, and major corporations have made it clear that they aren't going to pay over minimum wage, at what point does the government do something about this? Historically, if ever? (I've…

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

This is a good example of how someone could ask for a coffee meeting with someone they are on equal footing with. However, in most cases that won't be the case. In my opinion, it is far too informal for any other situation.

Ugh, that's horrible! And totally ridiculous. Makeup really does make a difference (and it does take a ton of time and money)—I also notice a huge difference in how I'm treated, depending on what I look like.

You forgot 5. Have a job to get a job and 6. Don't be unemployed. Those are my personal favorites.

I am 5'3" and constantly mistaken for a teenager, but there is no way I'm prying flats off my feet. Heels fucking hurt, man.

In other words, their advice is: 1. Have money. 2. Don't not have money. 3. Be attractive. 4. Don't be unattractive.

That's the millenial experience of privilege. A lot of us millienials, an ever increasing number of us grew up WITHOUT that privilege. I hate the way millienial is tossed around like we're all from the same perfect little late 1980s, 1990s nuclear family.

Fuck that.

Agreed — t's an exceedingly obnoxious way to show people that you are rich enough to pay others to provide your basic needs.

YESSSSSSS.

I really hate the angle that we are supposed to feel bad for not looking like her. Small warning, the next thing I say might be a little triggering to e.d. sensitive readers....

Half of these fitness models/fitness bloggers own "small businesses" that entail some sort of MLM scheme, doing "social media," running some small portion of a family business, blogging for Adsense dollars, yadda yadda yadda. All things that are totally flexible and amenable to having small children and the time to…

RUFK that no one has yet nominated Maleficent? If she were here, Katie JM Baker would be ASHAMED.

"Also, they summoned Manon."

WHOA! Wait a fucking minute... MALEFICENT is not in any of your comments?!

I made the meeting. I would have loved for someone to have done that for me, let me just tell you.