Funny story... I know how to wash clothing by hand, in a bath tub, wash tub or in a lake/river... I also know how to beat the heck out of a rug and I know how to hang clothing on a clothes line to dry... but washing machines are still tricky to me.

I grew up poor. I learned to cook by watching my family members cook... 3 times a day. Before I came to America, I never went into a restaurant...

Forget that chump change ($15) for sewing a button. Cooking classes at Sur La Table range anywhere from $59-$169.96 per person... and you can teach dozens of people all at once. C'mon!

The ability to make pleasant, edible food is an amazingly valuable skill. If I knew how to make a blog I'd be able to share with EVERYONE just how easy it is. It's cheaper than takeout. It's healthier. It's not difficult (unless you're Martha Stewart and you want to make it needlessly complex). It's straight forward.…

I don't get it either. It's akin to saying "I don't know how to read" or "I can't do math". I think it has to do with wanting to sound luxurious. Some people think that saying "I never cook, I can't cook, what's an oven?" is a sign of being so wealthy that they needn't bother with any of that cooking stuff because…

Bootleg Knock-off available on the street corner in 3... 2... 1...

Men can let almost everything hang out...

How does one participate in this???

Is Bruno Mars really going to do the halftime show during the Super Bowl? Ugh... this song was bad enough on the MTV Awards.

I love science themed rap battles... here is one of my favorites:

I could have sworn they were saying Menal or Menol. And I watched that movie probably 3-dozen times... at least.

My comment is still gray after 4 hours. Okay. The author can't admit to an honest mistake. The name of the deity in The Craft is not "Manon". Just sayin'.

Adolescent boys... that makes sense. Those mofos LOVE putting graffiti all over the place. I agree with this hypothesis.

Yep.

Soon....

I think we have a winner.

"Also, they summoned Manon."

It's an interesting facet of that whole clusterfuck... So much for the thought that the ladies involved were passive. Wow. The more you know.

That's the thing. Not everyone has access to a notable, (and apparently) altruistic individual who is willing to put in a good word for a youngster trying to make their way in the world.

Crazy dude. I have known a few. The "I'm So Smart" references to blah-historical events-blah-geography-blah-international shit-psychology-big words everywhere-name dropping-blah-blah-blah is all designed to impress and astound. Replace all of the blah blah blah with "me-Me-ME!"