I’m admittedly envious of the kind of life Hickman might lead that would make going to the Chanel counter of a department store in the middle of a pandemic a priority.

I’ve been saying this for years. America has a HUGE empathy problem, and it’s finally biting us in the ass in a major way.

In general, I find the shitting-on-popular-things-because-they’re-not-fashionable-with-people-who-matter attitude toward art really hard to sympathise with. In the case of Cats, it seems particularly ridiculous because:

I agree 100%. This is very mean spirited.

Completely agree. What an incredibly presumptuous question. Even if Cats is campy it doesn’t mean it’s not physically and vocally demanding, and I have mad respect for performers (for whom any job on Broadway is an opportunity) who can get themselves through it, and joyfully on top of that! I’m glad Rich got his ass…

You're lucky anyone responded to a question like that.

How is this not incredibly rude?

This seems rude as Hell to me. Wtf? Cats was a very famous and successful show. The people in it worked very hard.

Yes but, keto sucks. It gives you bad breath and makes you the most boring person at the party.

Because no one here at Jezebel can just straight up say they like something.

I humbly submit that your heart could stand to grow a few sizes. 

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

I had my review at work recently, and my manager said you’re so organized and plan ahead. I was thinking about it later and thought, of course I plan ahead, I plan ahead so you people aren’t bothering me!

Actually, I think “Classified” would be a better one for fun—

Impeach Trump and make the dog President

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

“Jay Sherman . . . is . . . a sex symbol.”