Can I see it?

The Aurora Borealis, at that time of year, in that part of Spain, localized entirely over the Alhambra?!

ah, good, another comment on a thread for folks to complain how influencers are the scum of the earth complaining about the thread for folks to complain about how influencers are the scum of the earth.

Obligatory.

It was both a dark and glorious day when I learned DoorDash would deliver The Cheesecake Factory to my apartment.

i dont get the hate. they have 2 small children. like, i get their famous, but sometimes people just want to eat and not feel like dicks because their kids are loud af because they’re, you know, kids...

I read that description and realized: Stars; They’re Just Like Me. Would totally eat that.

I could eat the Thai Lettuce Wraps every day.  So freaking delicious, and healthy-ish.

Yep.

Please stay away from all dogs and other animals.  

Yeah, animal abuse is totally okay because people are suffering somewhere too. JFC.

So what if a disease is psychosomatic? Really. The suffering is real all the same.

Dismiss *KINJA USER* Croissant, it’s just an impotent racist troll.

“Don’t point fingers about what somebody once did, or may have done,” Simpson said.

I mean to me it kind of makes sense. If you could make money off your crimes by selling your story, you may get people crazy enough to purposely try to commit documentary worthy crimes in hopes of being rich when they come out of jail. 

It don’t see why it’s generally unfair to be prohibited from profiting off your own criminal facts. It’s literally a tenet of Anglo-American law - ex turpi causa.

It is not against the law to seek asylum. Might want to read up on our laws before you start talking about “technicalities.”

Adidas: Tell us about your workout routine

Wait....didn’t CNN literally call them “racist tweets”-- as in that was the actual headline on CNN? 

I think I know the GOP’s ideal solution