God. Wear a fucking mask. This is not about your assault. It is the worst thing that could ever have happened to you. And it truly sucks. And fuck that guy/girl/human. But, you know what?  This isn’t about that. And we all have traumatic shit we are dealing with right now. Wear a mask or stay the fuck home.

I’m questioning whether you know what ‘objectively’ means or not.

This take is so bad that the quality all of your other opinions are now in question.

“Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair”

If you have swastika masks sitting around or you go through the process of acquiring and then wearing swastika masks without realizing it’s a terrible decision somewhere along the way, you’re a Nazi.

What is the purpose of writing this article? Epidemiologically, we still don’t know if this is true or not. If it turns out not to be true that reinfection occurs, great, we’ll know that regardless of this article’s theorizing. But if does turn out to be true that reinfection can happen, then this article is outright…

uh wut? nah, take a ton of salt and this s*** seriously! the effectiveness of masks were once anecdotal too. 20/20. quit relying on that antibody & stay tf at home.

I realize that there is an awful lot we do not know about COVID-19, and yes, the reports of reinfection seem to be (as a percentage of overall cases, anyway) quite rare.

Yeah, but maybe don’t also assume that because you had a cold last winter you’re immune because Facebook said so. 

A good metric is, if you can yell at a clerk about having to wear a mask, you can definitely wear a mask.

Imagine waking up, every morning, and being this stupid.

Again, people don’t quit jobs — they quit bosses. And we’re rapidly determining which companies are trying to do the right thing, and which are just... fucking terrible.

Straight from the article:

“While cases of the Black Death cropping up in 2020 sounds alarming (and for the people contracting them, they most certainly are), bubonic plague can be treated with antibiotics if it’s detected early in its course. Modern medical intervention has dropped the mortality rate of these…

Nice work, but he missed Homer’s most important title: Assistant to Carbon Rod.

I’m trying to be understanding of what people feel they must do at this stage of the pandemic.

you’re dumb

Your Fantasy (Ludacris + Lil’ Kim)

The article about Dakota Johnson really killed it for me. 

What?! This movie was highly enjoyable and Tom Cruise and his wig were campy, scenery-chewing perfection. I gotta say, I’ve been visiting this site since it launched but I think I’m done. Between that ghastly “breaking quarantine for dick” article and the current writers’ insistence on writing entire articles sneering…