How is this not incredibly rude?

This seems rude as Hell to me. Wtf? Cats was a very famous and successful show. The people in it worked very hard.

Yes but, keto sucks. It gives you bad breath and makes you the most boring person at the party.

Because no one here at Jezebel can just straight up say they like something.

I humbly submit that your heart could stand to grow a few sizes. 

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

I had my review at work recently, and my manager said you’re so organized and plan ahead. I was thinking about it later and thought, of course I plan ahead, I plan ahead so you people aren’t bothering me!

Actually, I think “Classified” would be a better one for fun—

Impeach Trump and make the dog President

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

“Jay Sherman . . . is . . . a sex symbol.”

Can I see it?

The Aurora Borealis, at that time of year, in that part of Spain, localized entirely over the Alhambra?!

ah, good, another comment on a thread for folks to complain how influencers are the scum of the earth complaining about the thread for folks to complain about how influencers are the scum of the earth.

Obligatory.

It was both a dark and glorious day when I learned DoorDash would deliver The Cheesecake Factory to my apartment.

i dont get the hate. they have 2 small children. like, i get their famous, but sometimes people just want to eat and not feel like dicks because their kids are loud af because they’re, you know, kids...

I read that description and realized: Stars; They’re Just Like Me. Would totally eat that.