Speaking of being the target demographic -

Same! They rereleased it in 3d in 2012 and it was totally worth it. I went to a late weekday showing and was the only one in the theater.

Me neither. Going from “I never laid hands on her!” to “I casually bring out my gun during an argument!”? Nah.

You’re totally right! What a weird place, indeed.

The MadAddam series struck me as America under Trump, while The Handmaid’s Tale strikes me as America under Pence.

Nurse I’m gonna need some bactine and a Snoopy bandaid I just cut myself on this immense edge.

Yes to this. I made so many decisions based on hypothetical children which never emerged.

I agree. Everyone who wants kids assumes they will be able to have them. It’s important to pick a partner you will be happy with even if your hypothetical baby never shows up. Or if it takes 5 years. It’s nice to plan your life, but it is important to be flexible if you have a good partner because you have no idea…

So, he wants Joe from Angels in America.

Isn’t his wife the Labor Secretary? Or was it Transportation?

“I picked this outfit so that my outsides would be just as awful as my insides”

I have had 3 lumps (all benign- WHEW) but have had to push for ultrasoudns in every case b/c the doc couldn’t find them.

It’s changed from “having a library” in your home to having the “grossest bathroom stall from a sketchy gas station along I-95" in your home.

Megyn, get with the times, Class Dojo ain’t new. My kids’ teachers have been using it for like 2 years now.

I mean, for number 1, I think you’d be fine since you were the one calling the cops. “Hello, law enforcement? I’ve just received a mail order of $400,000 of prescription drugs. That I requested.” Nobody has ever had that conversation

Animals really should never be used as entertainment.* That’s not what they’re meant for, and it’s not good for them. They shouldn’t star in movies, they shouldn’t be selfie props, and wild animals shouldn’t be pets.

you’re not, but for some of us weirdos creepy and cute go hand in hand

Right? If you can afford $100,000 a month, you can buy a house of your own to trash. Also, if you are spending $100,000 a month, you should probably be consulting a really good financial manager because you are not obviously.