“Perry went on to say that he trusts Osteen to use the money to get supplies for the people who need it”

I read your statement as: “I never liked kids. I had my own kids and I liked some of them, but not all.”

The thing people are failing to take into consideration is that Tyler Perry is a cunt

Holy shit. It’s a living Grandma’s Email Chain! Do one about Obama not being Presidential enough during Katrina next!

Wow, my very first troll on the root. I should print and frame this....

SHough, BRUH-REALLY??!

Honey.

Don’t read Kinja comments while high.

He’s supposed to use his OWN bootstraps.

Here’s what I know if DACA ends: that America let hate, fear-mongering, lies, innuendo, and bigotry win. And there is not now nor will there ever be an excuse for such a total and utter failure of society and civilization. The blame falls on all of us — we let things get this far through our collective inaction, our…

My spawn came to me with a hole in his pants and asked for more pants I said make your own goddamn pants cuck, then I threw the family bootstraps at him, as my father did unto me.

I’m not even exaggerating when I say that my eyebrows hurt by the time I read through the end of your comment, dude. Not. Even. Exaggerating.

Damn, I can’t believe Big Banking somehow got TRICKED into putting their arch-nemesis Andrew Jackson on the $20 all those decades ago.

Kids today are spoiled. First they want food, next thing you know it’s shelter, then they’re whining about not having shoes. It’s never enough.

My mother grew up on a farm and LOVED chickens. Sadly, her town OK’d backyard hens just a couple of years after she died; having her own coop was one of her old-lady goals. But man, she hated roosters. I guess the worst one was a big leghorn that hung out by the outhouse and attacked people trying to use it or trying…

Reading all of those articles about deporting imigrants always reminds me about that Simpsons episode when Apu was about to get kicked out of the country and suddenly Homer realised how sad it was.

Risk. Yeah. I guess you don’t pay attention to what’s going on in the countries many of them are coming—no, fleeing—from.

No kidding, eh? Chickens are allowed where I live and those fuckin’ roosters crow at 3:30AM, 3:35AM, 3:40AM, 3:45AM....you get the idea.