I know, but I can’t stop laughing at Schoolie McSchoolface Elementary!

Team jeans except when you’re at work, wash your hands, sort of jean dry them, and then are immediately confronted with having to shake someone’s hands when yours are still wet. (Why does this happen to me so much??)

You’re wrong.

How does drying your hands by wiping them on your pants rate? Because I’ll be damned if I’m going to fuck around with the air dryer at work for the five minutes it would take to get my hands halfway dry.

Something tells me she’d be doing it even if she wasn’t.

I know the ktrashians are richer than God, they travel to exotic locales and buy the best designer everything, but that child looks so sad and desperate in rob’s snapchat video..

Jesus, did babies murder your entire family or something?

Mr. Darcy scoffs at their casting choice.

behold, taken yesterday:

What happened to Dourtney?!

SHEIKHS! TRUCK DRIVERS! CANADIAN MOUNTIES! THE GUY WHO DRESSES IN A CHIP COSTUME AS ONE HALF OF CHIP N DALE AT DISNEY LAND!

SHEIKHS! BOND VILLAINS! ASSISTANT MANAGERS AT A BOSTON MARKET!

Sheiks are always looking for brides in high schools in Ocean Shores WA.

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

I need this movie, like now.

I had no idea this movie was being made, but I 100 percent need it in my life.

Mine plays fetch, but I didn’t teach her...she taught me ;)

I feel like kitten trainer must be one of the most frustrating but awesome jobs ever. One the one hand, kittens don’t listen to shit, on the other, kittens are adorable. I volunteer to be post kitten training kitten cuddler.

I have really got to tell Beatrix T. Cattenborough about this. She has been very recalcitrant re: learning to do tricks. Maybe if she feels competitive?